Tweets!

• 01:34 Why am I watching Jon & Kate Plus 8 at 2:30am? I'm pretty sure this means i should be sleeping. #
• 13:01 I love when con reports take over my LJ Flist. Merlin this time. :D #
• 13:20 Hanging out downstairs making pancakes and watching the Yankee game because it's about 25 degrees cooler down here. #
• 13:37 How are we in interleague play already? #
• 14:55 OMG Yes. Finally! I've been waiting for this thunderstorm for two days. #
• 15:55 Just went through a friending meme on LJ. EVERYONE was into het. What is happening to the world!? #
• 17:17 I love when my grandmother starts talking about gay men and calls them gay but then refers to their partners as their 'friend.' *headdesk* #
• 17:58 My grandmother is talking about dresses and fashion. I really need to go back upstairs. #
• 18:40 I have such a huge crush on Clinton Kelly it's actually kind of ridiculous. #
• 20:48 @hodgman That's sort of a strange combination as there is nothing in CT that you should see before you die. #
• 23:06 When the hell did it get to be midnight? #

Oh Boy...

My role in life has been relegated to hearing everyone's sex stories/secrets. This is probably because I have none of my own. 

So this is your opportunity. If you have some sexual practice you'd like to share. Do so here. 

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My friend and I have just decided that her summer project is going to be to write a cookbook and I'm going to be her tester. It sounds like an excellent idea if I don't say so myself (I came up with it...hehe)

I am now starving and craving all kinds of strange things.