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• 00:04 This lesbian on House Hunters is wearing the Trust me I'm a doctor shirt. I guess it's not as funny because she's ACTUALLY a doctor. #
• 14:12 Anyone know how to make Spotlight stop indexing? #
• 15:04 I can't believe I'm actually considering going to see New Moon just so I can get out of my house. I'm disgusted with myself #
• 15:09 @jademyst I'm gonna feel like such a hypocrite. Actually no I don't think I can do it. The more I think about it the worse I feel. #
• 15:31 It's amazing how shitty life can become in a matter of days. I thought I was done with this shit but apparently not. #
• 16:35 @yourmanuscript OH GOD....MY BRAIN CANNOT HANDLE THISSSSSSS!!!! #
• 16:40 @yourmanuscript HAHA YEEESSSSSS THERE SHOULD ALWAYS BE PORN LOTS AND LOTS OF PORN #
• 18:58 @jademyst I did. I just really couldn't do it. I'd hate myself in the end. #
• 20:31 RT @fmylife: Today, I realized that our generation will be remembered as the kids who liked sparkly vampires. FML bit.ly/51FTst #
• 21:59 Apparently USA is going to start showing I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. Excuse me while I throw up a little. #
• 22:00 UUUUGGGGHHHH ELF I HATE YOU ALMOST AS MUCH AS I HATE A CHRISTMAS STORY #
• 22:09 @alial1222 HAHA Yeah. Well I also hate The Wizard of Oz so... I'm really picky when it comes to movies. I don't tend to like what others do. #
• 22:19 Uh...what? Just got a message on yahoo telling me that converted catholics are insane whereas born ones R sane. They both R but SRSLY WHAT? #